Bob the evil monkey!

[Jezie]

Guys, I know this kinda off-topic (okay WAAAYYY off topic) but, I got this message from Bob, the evil Monkey and I decided that since everyone one here loves pets I would post it. Here goes:

Hello, I am Bob, the evil blue monkey with purple spots from Venus. I have come to take over the planet, Internet and you! You will obey my every command. Are you hypnotized yet? Good! Now, listen carefully. I plan to dominate the internet by luring self-respect teenagers with silly nicknames like OvenmittBoy! Stupid kids, how grammerly challenged are they? And Slartibartfast! Morons?.
Anywho, then I plan to dominate the world by impressing a outrage sex-scandal on the US president in which people will be stupid enough to believe. IF they do catch on, then I guess they are smart enough to join the team. Blah Blah Blah....
Now, you job is to go and be that symbol of the sex-scandal. Now, go my little pet, GO!
You will never know who did this.

-BOB


I'm sacred! What should we do? Discuss this later, I have to go to the White House.

>Jezie<

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That tail! Those fangs! That fur! I think I'm in love....No, wait, that's a furball.

[Fasheem]

Eek! I got one too! I just left for five minutes to phone my mommy and when I got back there it was...

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Hi, this is bob, from the moon of course.. I have come to take over the world and I'm starting with you!!!!!!!!!! hahaha *insert evil laugh here* THE INTERNET IS MINE!!!! *insert evil laugh here*

You will never find out who wrote this.. NEVER!!!

-Mike and Jezie

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I'm so scared. Who could it be?!

[Jezie]

heh heh heh heh

Ooops....


It...wasn't me?

>Jezie<


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That tail! Those fangs! That fur! I think I'm in love....No, wait, that's a furball.

[ovenmitboy]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jezie:
I plan to dominate the internet by luring self-respect teenagers with silly nicknames like OvenmittBoy!
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Not me! I only got one 'T' , so who can this imposter be? And oh, to be teenage again! Go for it Bob, if world domination is your thing I'm behind you all the way. As my Spanish teacher always used to say, aim for the bullseye and you'll always hit the board (incidently Spanish was the only subject I failed at school, I'm sure there's a lesson in there somewhere?!?)

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Keep It Safe In The Kitchen!

97% Freak!

[MoonbeamDancer]

ROTFL! Go, Bob.
Mit, you failed Spanish? I passed both years, barely. My Japanese is better then my Spanish now though. ~sigh~

[Jezie]

Bob would like to apologize for the misspelling of OvenmitBoys name. But, if you had read my message, I called you a grammerly
incorrect person. MITT is spelled M-I-T-T. Ha ha ha ha ha! Bob is right again!

~Bob

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That tail! Those fangs! That fur! I think I'm in love....No, wait, that's a furball.

[Fasheem]

Um. How to say this...? Oh heck, here I go. Jezie, spelling and grammar are two different things...

There's a lesson in there somewhere. I mean, other than the obvious one of "people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." No, something else. What could it be? I'd ask Bob, but I think he'd just make up some weird story about a cow with three legs.

[The French Biscuit]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>It...wasn't me?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

She even caught me on camera!
It wasn't me!
And as the screaming got louder
It wasn't me!
I really knew it was over
It wasn't me!
Honey, got me
say he caught me red-handed creeping with the girl next door,
picture this we we're both caught making love on the bathroom floor!
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?
All the time she was standing there she never took her eyes of me...

I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

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Don't mess with me, I'm French!

[This message has been edited by The French Biscuit (edited March 18, 2001).]

[ovenmitboy]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jezie:
Bob would like to apologize for the misspelling of OvenmitBoys name. But, if you had read my message, I called you a grammerly
incorrect person. MITT is spelled M-I-T-T. Ha ha ha ha ha! Bob is right again!

~Bob

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Okay Bob if it bothers you that much I'll let you into a little secret of mine. Both myself and my brother suffer from a condition called dyslexia, meaning that we have an impaired ability to read. And no, this does not mean that we are stupid, we both hold degrees (I was the youngest person in my entire graduating year to get mine) my brother is an officer in the navy and we own our own business. I dealt with being a dyslexic and made damn sure that it wasn't going to ruin my ambitions.

So, I appologise for what may seem like bad grammer or incorrect spelling but I can do nothing about it, as it is a brain disorder not something that can be unlearnt. I try my best to read over my posts as much as possible. You have to remember it takes me twice as long as you guys and sometimes I just don't have the time. I'm not a teenager who has a lot of time to spare. Running a business takes up a lot of my time and if my spelling has to suffer on some internet message board, then so be it.

As for the name Ovenmitboy, that was a creative decision as the name did not flow with two T's. If this also offends you, I appologise again.

All in all Bob, I am very sorry that you find me so offensive to your eyes and hey if you want I won't post here any more. Or put another way: FUCK YOU BOB!

To all you other cool people who make this place somewhere I like to hang out when I do have some spare time: Sorry you had to hear that, but I'm afraid it is a bit of a sensitive subject. I hate nothing more than people who are ignorant about this subject and shrug people like me off as being thick. And no I don't want any sympathy form you guys so no "poor Mit" posts. I just want to raise your awarness to this common problem and the next time you are going to put judgment on sombody's writing or reading skills just stop and think. To make up for being so gaddamn serious here is an amusing topical anecdote:

Isn't it ironic how dyslexia is so hard to spell???

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Keep It Safe In The Kitchen!

97% Freak!

[MoonbeamDancer]

You're dyslexic(sp?)? Whoa. I kinda know where you're coming from, except I'm Math dyslexic. Yes, there really is such a thing, but I forget the real name. I get it from my mom and am not that great at Math. So I know where you're at.